Aisae Areba Mondai Nai As Long As You Love Me, There's No Problem by Uchida Kaoru trans by Jen http://ttreasures.caithion.net NOTE: Okay, I can't make a good accent to save my life. So I tried to give the idea of a provincial accent and failed horribly. Sorry. ============================ .P 03 As Long As You Love Me, There's No Problem .P 04 Nishimura: [Before I transferred schools, there was something that people always said to me.] : ["Whenever you speak, you reveal your stupid provincial accent." This won' go on-- I'm gonna make a fresh start.] *kyu* *tug* : [The new title is: "A Plan for Beautiful-Boy Nishimura!!"] Sign: Teachers' Room *Nyai* : *A life filled with girls!* : *A complete change!* : *I'll be'ya Prince!* *gara* *rattle of a rolling door* *he he* *laughing* Ishikawa: ....Are you the transfer student, Nishimura? Nishi: ....Yes. : [...Oops.] .P 05 Ishikawa: I'm your homeroom teacher, Ishikawa. Follow me. Nishi: [Did he see me---!?] : ....Right. *gara* *rattle of a rolling door* Ishikawa: *Hey, you lot~~* Quiet down. *zawa zawa zawa* *sound of a crowd talking* Ishi: This is Nishimura, he just transferred in from Kyushu. : Okay, introduce yourself. Nishi: ...I'm Hiroyuki Nishimura. ...Nice to meet you. *zawa zawa zawa* *sound of a crowd talking* .P 06 *zawa zawa zawa* Girls: Wow, he's just too pretty. : Huh, he's really beautiful. : He's teeny and cute, eh? Just like a girl. Nishi: [Yes! This's a great reaction!!] : [So, 'm I an idiot, or 'm I a prince, eh?] : *heh* : [Goin' on looks, it's easy to manipulate my image inta a lovely boy.] Ishi: ....... *bosori* *whispering* Nishi: A solid first impression. *fu fu fu fu fu fu fu* *scary laughter* *uhyaa!* Ishi: Oooh, I see. : I'm going to take attendance, so how would you like to take a seat? Nishi: Y- Yee- Yes, sir. .P 07 : ...I'm sorry. I must be nervous... Ishi: All right! The last seat is free. Nishi: ...But, no. I must conquer my shyness. Ishi: Attendance! Nishi: [The Old Guy don't listen at all.] Ishi: Imori. Imori: *Here.* Ishi: Kato. Kato: *Here.* *sugo sugo sugo sugo* *plod plod plod* Ishi: Kuga. Kuga: *Here.* Ishi: Kudo. Kudo: *Here.* Nishi: [Maybe he's got bad timin'.] Book: Attendance Log Ishi: Shimura. Shimura: Yeah. *kusu kusu* *laugh laugh* Nishi: [Or maybe he wants to make fun a' me.] *gatan* *sound of a chair landing* : [Well, it doesn't matter.] Girl: Hey, hey, Nishimura-kun. .P 08 : Do people in Kyushu really say "Aye"? [Note] She asks if they really say "oidon", which is a way of saying "ore" or "I". Nishi: ['M not Takamori Saigo, y'know...] [Note] Takamori Saigo led the last samurai rebellion. He was from Kyushu. Nishi: ...Not sure. *fui* *sigh* : I've never heard it before. Girl: *Hya!* Isn't he so beautiful? *hiso hiso hiso* *whispering* : Now that you mention it, he's just like an idol. : Hey, hey, we have to take a picture with him. Nishi: [Now, now, Kittens.] : [Callin' me an idol is takin' things a bit far.] Ishi: *puu* *bubu* *sounds of stifled laughter* Student: Ishikawa-sensei, you're really intent on taking attendance.... Students: Morning! : Morning! .P 09 Girls: Oh! That's Nishimura-kun. : I heard, I head! Wow, he really is a pretty boy, isn't he? Nishi: [Girl-gossip travels at the speed of light. They mus' be telepathic--] Girls: Good morning, Nishimura-kun! <3 Nishi: Oh. ...Morning--. Girl: *Ahhh! We talked to him! Kya!* : *We got to see him up-close! Kya!* Nishi: [Even gals I don' know are talkin' to me.] : [I'm so happy.] *paka* *cute clicking open sound* *DON!* *SURPRISE!* : [WOAH!] : [Th-these 're? Love? Love letters!?] Student: Good morning, Ishikawa-sensei! Nishi: Sweet. I've never gott'n one before. .P 10 *donka donka donka donka* *plowing his way through the crowd* Ishi: Yeah, yeah, morning. : Morning. Male students: *Yo.* : *Ishikawa-san, yo.* Girl: *Ishikawa-san, morning.* *hyo* *swoosh* arrow: Nishimura Vision. Nishi: *Well, if it isn't my homeroom teacher, "Walks like a huge elephant" Ishikawa.* : *He just can't do anythin' right, that teacher.* *fui* *whoosh* : *I'll have to try not to catch his eye.* : Guo! *DONKA* *boing* Ishi: Oh. : Ooh, Nishimura? Morning. You're so teeny I didn't notice you there. Nishi: ...That hurt. Girls: *Are you OK?* : *Aw, how cruel!* Ishi: Sorry. You OK? Nishi: [Damnit---. Is this old dude makin' fun 'a me?] .P 11 Ishi: 'Kay, Nishimura--- continue the reading---. Nishi: Y-yes, sir. *gatan* *chair noise* : *eh, eh* Ishi: HEY, NISHIMURA! : Stand up when you read. *Don't be lazy!* *peshi peshi* *whap whap* *UH* Nishi: [What the hell?] : ...I... I AM standing. *peshi peshi* *whap whap* : [...This.] : [...He really is] Ishi: *Ah, you're really teeny. Sorry, sorry.* Nishi: [making fun of me?] .P 12 : Damnit. *muuuuuu~~* *annoyed* Ishi: Nishimura--. Nishi: *Ye~s?* : [He's STILL at it!?] Ishi: You're teeny, so : move to the first seat in the center. *kui kui* *point point* Nishi: *Noooo--* : Sen... Sense! *ga* *impact* : I can see the front fine! Ishi: No, I can't be sure you're there. : *I can't see you at all.* *gabiiiin* *impact* : Yeah! : Now I won't worry. Nishi: [This's creepy. What's he up to!?] : *What kind 'a tone's that?* *gata gatan* *sound of desk and books and chair rattling* .P 13 : Pisses me off! *BAKU* *BITE* : "teeny" "teeny" Arrow: Tiny *magu magu magu* *chew chew chew* Girls: Nishimura-kuuun! Nishi: Yes? Girl: I made you a lunch. Nishi: [Yesss!] Girl: And I made a sweet potato snack in my club! Nishi: Th... : Thank you. : [Alright! I'm bein' lavished with gifts!] *Uttori* *In a trance* .P 14 Girl: But, Ishikawa-san is being so cruel. Nishi: [Oh!] Girl: It seems like he's got his eye on you, doesn't it? Suddenly changing your seat and all? Nishi: *Yeah. Yeah.* *pakun pakun* *popping open the tupperware* : [Just as I thought, they've noticed too!] ?: *Ooooh* Girl: Hmm.... Come to think of it, it looks to me like he's really interested. Nishi: [Whazza!?] *buboshu--* Girl: Eeew! Are you OK? *kebo kebo kebo* *coughing* Arrow: serious Nishi: ...Yeah. Girls: *He's soooo cute!* Nishi: D...Doesn't Ishikawa-sensei hate me? Girls: *Huuh?* : *Seems so.* : *Well...* : ...You might say so. This's the first time I've seen Ishikawa-san concerned about anyone. Girls: NISHIMURA-KUUUN! .P 15 : Hey, hey! Do you have free time today? Everyone is going to karaoke. Want to come? Nishi: [Oooh!! Sounds like fuuun! But if I go I'll get really hyper!!] : ...I'm sorry. I really can't sing well... *pooo~~~* Girls: *Just like an idol.* : *He's beautiful.* *kira kira kira* *sparkle* *fu* *sigh* Ishi: HEEEEEY, NISHIMURA! YOU DRINKING MILK!? *bafun* *From a cow.* drink box: Milk *And partially drunk* : Here, it'll help you get taller. Have mine. C'mere. Nishi: I I I d-d-don't want it. *kuru* *spin* : [At last I have 'n enjoyable school life, but thanks to the old man everythin' is spoiled!] *unuu* .P 16 : [My enjoyable school life...] Girls: Nishimura-kun, bye-bye! Nishi: Goodbye. Girls: *Nishimura-kuuun!* : *Kya~~! Don't give up!* Girls: *Nishimura-kuuun!* Nishi: [Yipe!] Sign: Boy's Toilet Girls: *How cute!* : *Oooh, the toilet!* Nishi: [...This is gettin' old---.] To Summarize { He's really tired. { It's too much trouble. { He's lazy. *henyo* *worn out* Nishi: *I'm whipped.* Girls: Hey, Nishimura-kun. : Next class we're in a different classroom. Shall we go together? Nishi: Ah... Sure. Boys: What the hell is with him? It pisses me off. : I bet he even goes to the bathroom with a pack of girls. : Ah well, what else can you expect from a homo? *hyahahaha* Girls: They are such jerks. : So annoying! Don't pay any attention to them, Nishimura-kun! .P 17 Nishi: I don't. : [They're only...] : [making fun of me 'cause they're jealous of how cool I've gott'n.] : [I think they've been watchin' and listenin'.] : [They're just run of the mill jerks.] : [Realizin' they've become obsolete...] Ishi: Nishimura-- Nishimura, homeroom is over. Nishi: Ah! Ishi: You don't seem very cheerful. Something happen? Nishi: Goodbye, sensei. *gata* *chair rattle* .P 18 Ishi: Nishimura, I'm going to give you something good. *goso* *rummage* Nishi: ...something good? Ishi: Something good to make you happy when you're crying. A SUNFLOWER SEED!! Nishi: What the hell is this!? *byuugo* *sounds of a sunflower seed traveling at high speeds* *bishi!* : *Be serious when someone is feelin' down!!* Ishi: *Ow.* : Naw, I figured you forgot your feed and were in a bad temper... Nishi: Don't mess with me!! *muki* *annoyed* Ishi: *So it's this bad.* Nishi: Do I look like a li'l rodent?! .P 19 Nishi: ! Ishi: There you go. : Your spiritedness is your best feature, so pull yourself out of your funk. Nishi: [I thought all this time that he was makin' fun of me, but...] : [... but all along he's been looking out for me?] : ...Yes, sir. .P 20 : [Ever since then...] : [I can't take my mind off'f how much of a guy sensei is.] : [I've been watching him cloooosely.] *pya~~~* : [My heart beats so fast...] Ishi: ---And... *zuban* *whack* : Are you listening, Nishimura? Nishi: Love? Is it love? Ishi: Well then, Open to page 235. *love beam* *love missile* *uttori* *completely swept away by his ideas* Ishi: ? .P 21 Nishi: Senseiiii! Senseee! *tatatatatata* *running* Ishi: ...What's wrong? Nishi: I got candy from a gal. : We c'n eat it together! Ishi: .... I just ate. *GAaan* *horrible realization* *gaaakuu* *shaken* : [I held off snackin' all day...] Ishi: You scored "red" on the last short test... : If you try again and do well, then I'll eat with you. Nishi: ...Yess'r. .P 22 sign: Teachers' Room Takashima: Ishikawa-sensei, how did the cookies taste? Ishi: Ah! They were as delicious as I expected anything from you to be. Takashima: You're kidding! And speaking of the Devil... Nishi: Thaaanks! I'm famous, eh? Ishi: What? You staying for extra study? Nishi: No need to be shy about our private love re- *bechi* *whack* Ishi: Hurry up and start! Takashima: You two have become close! *Wahahaha* Ishi: Takashima-sensei! Don't encourage him! : *And you!* Nishi: [But, y'know...] .P 23 : [I'm happy just to be with 'im.] : *Sensei, there's two straws; let's drink!* Ishi: *No thanks.* Nishi: *Ah!* Ishi: *Sensei, sensei! Me too! Let me help!* Nishi: *If you carry it you'll shrink.* : *You're heavy.* Ishi: [Maybe that's liking someone.] Nishi: *You tried hard and got a good score.* *kuri kuri kuri* *pet pet pet* Ishi: *Kyaa! Praise me more!* : Sensei, can we eat together again today? Nishi: Hm? : Alright, but you were late for class again today. Ishi: OOOOW! OOOW! OOOW! *gya gya* Girls: Don't you think... : Nishimura-kun has changed? : *And he's so pretty...* : Wha? So, he's still terribly cute! Nishi: *Stop tearin' off my ears!* Ishi: *Later. Come on.* .P 24 Girls: I like him how he is now. He's so cute when he smiles. : ...Well, yeah. : *Right?* : Did you see Ishikawa-san and Takashima-sensei? Nishi: [Wha?] Girls: I did! She gave him rice she made in club. I thought they looked good together. : Eeeh? But those are just rumors, right? : But now that you mention it, they do seem to be going out. .P 25 Nishi: [A lie!] : [Or something like that.] : [Can't be helped. Ev'n I think Ishikawa-sensei is good lookin'.] Sign: Teachers' Room Nishi: [But] *kara* *door rattle* Teacher: Ishikawa-sensei? He had some data, so maybe he went to the resources room? : *Why is your jacket like that?* Nishi: *Eh? Eheh.* : *Thank you.* : [But I wish everyone was saying "he's so boring."] : ! Takashima: Ishikawa-sense, you haven't been coming around for snacks lately--- Ishi: Ah, you're right. I've been missing meals. *dokin* *heartbeat* *ha ha ha* .P 26 Takashima: You're really busy with Nishimura right now. Ishi: ....! Takashima: I think it's so sweet. : But of course he's one of the students in your class. Nishi: [...Of course. That's it, ain't it?] : [Ishikawa-sense is just makin' sure the new student] : [fits in.] .P 27 : ['S only special to me.] : ['S all been my own selfish conceit...] Ishi: Huh? Nishimura, Aren't we eating together today? Nishi: [--Even though I was having so much fun.] *BIKU* *surprise* *nuu* *loom* Nishi: T...Today... *Uuum...* : I'm goin' to bask in the sun and eat with the girls. : *That's a bad lie.* Ishi: ...Hmmmm. : I see. Nishi: [Just lookin' at sensei is difficult today.] *sabuu* *sigh* Ishi: Nishimura, look at the blackboard. : *I'm going to erase it.* : You taking notes? .P 28 Nishi: ... Noo. I'm looking. : ['S just that you're in my line of vision.] Ishi: ...... Sign: Teachers' Room *gara* *door rattle* Nishi: Sensei, I... brought the print. Ishi: Hold on a sec. *ga* *grab* Nishi: *Gueh!* Ishi: ...You've been a little strange lately. Are you being bullied? If you're having trouble, no matter what it is, come and talk to me, alright? Nishi: ...Y-You're being pretty serious. That's not like you, Sensei. *hera* *frivolous laugh* *Looks a bit sickly.* .P 29 Nishi: Excuse me. *gara* *pishan* *rattle of door and closing* Ishi: ..... Nishi: [I wish he'd never been kind to me.] : ['S not like I can say it.] : [To say it right to his face...] *tobotobotobo* *walking* : *That somehow 'm gay...] : [Forget it...] Ishi: Nishimura! *dokin* *heartbeat* .P 30 : I want to talk to you. Nishi: Ah. : No, I have something to do today... *da* *fast/powerful step* : HAWAWAH! : Wait! What're ya doin'!? *gashi* *grasp/lift* Ishi: You were running away. Nishi: Wha! : *No! no!* : You ol' idiot! Ishi: Hold still. *bokari boka* *struggling* Sign: Nurse's Office *gara* *door rattle* .P 31 Nishi: Whazaa! : I sayd I had somethin' ta do! *gachi* *lock clicking* : ! : [He locked] : [the door!?] *dokin* *heartbeat* Ishi: What is wrong with you? Nishi: "What?"... Uh... : Umm... I've been dangling after you... it : must've been real annoyin'. *kuru* *turn* : [Uhee! My voice!] : I figured I should quiet down... and... .P 32 Ishi: ...Well, yes, it was annoying. Nishi: [That was a definite follow-through---] Ishi: ...At any rate-- : I was only paying attention to one of the many students in my class... It was like I could only see him. Nishi: [He's... making fun o' me again!] : I... I have something to do, so...!! Ishi: Nishimura! *ga* *grab* .P 33 Nishi: Lemme go! Ishi: If you think you're suddenly becoming emotionally attached to someone you run away! What kind of impression does that make? Are you playing games!? Nishi: Y're the one with the galfriend! Ishi: Where the hell did you learn something like that?! Nishi: Everyone's head the rumors! Ishi: I haven't! Nishi: [What is he doin'!!? No more!] .P 34 Ishi: What do you want from me!? *biku* *shock* Nishi: [Ahhh, damnit!] *jiwa* *on the verge of tears* : [God damnit-- he's worn me down!] : I really like you, sensei. ...Is that enough? Ishi: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Don't cry anymore. .P 35 : I like you too. Nishi: ...L? Ishi: Yes. I like you. Nishi: [Sensei...] .P 36 *shaa* *swish of the curtain* Nishi: ?? : WH! WHAT?! What're y...! *chira* *glance* *po* *plop* Ishi: ...Well--- Don't let it bother you. *Mm.* *biku* Nishi: ...Ah! Ishi: ...Hey, Nishimura. Who was I with in those rumors? Nishi: ...Takashima-sensei. Ishi: Did you know that Takashima-sensei is getting married soon? Nishi: Ah! I dn't... know. .P 37 Ishi: So you heard the rumor and lept to conclusions. Nishi: ...Just--- drop it. : Ah! *zuru* *sliding of fabric* : ...Ha! : Ah. : Yahhh... *nichu nuru chu nuru* *ah, the lovely sounds of a good handjob* *biku* : Aoo! Nnnn! Ishi: Nishimura... You may not look it, but this certainly makes you an adult, hm? *guryu guri* Nishi: Ah!Ah! Don' say things... like that! .P 38 : Pervert teacher. : Haa. Nna! Ishi: You're so cute. *gui* *grab* : Eeeee! *gi gichi* : Eee...Uh! *gichi gichu chu* : Ee... Ah! Ow... *hapu kuchu* : Yaaa... Uh! .P 39 *pichu churu* : Ha... Hauuu... *gaku gaku* : Ya... feels... gooood... : ...na! *ha* *pant* *hiku hiku gaku* *pichu pichu* *chuku nichu* *ha ha* *pant pant* : Ah, I want... : I want you in me. *tsutsu* : ...Nishimura... .P 40 Nishi: THAT HURTS! You're ripping me apart! Ishi: I-it's fine. : ...It's fine. : You're bleeding. Nishi: Eee! Ishi: You're fine. *mm* : I'm kidding, I'm kidding. *bikuu* *nyuru* *nyupu* : Lower your hips slowly. *ha* *pant* Nishi: Ah...ah... *ha ha* *pant pant* : Ah..Ee! .P 41 *ha* : Ahii... AH! *GUPU* *ha* : S- SENSEI! AH! AH! *ha ha* *GUPU GUCHU NUPU* *nyuru nyuru* *ju buchu* *ha ha* : N Nnnnuh! .P 42 : AH! *biku biku bikun* : Sense... Senseee! *ha ha* : Sensei! : Hey, Sensei.<3 : *Love laser* : Do you love me? *peron* *wave* Ishi: Nakai! : Take this print and hand it out. Nishi: [The ol' man ain't listening!] *gaaan* *horrible revelation* END